25Kecleon: Ooh, So Close!

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The Offending Entry: "KECLEON is capable of changing its body colors at will... this pokémon can’t change the zigzag pattern on its belly."

Um, well, they kinda need that to change, don't they? How many bright purple zigzags do you think there are in nature? How in the world did they become

this amazing master of camouflage but still not be able to change the one part of themselves that stands out the most? How can they survive looking like the lizard Pokémon version of Charlie Brown when it's trying to blend into the surroundings to protect itself from predators? How has their species survived to this point? Shouldn't they all be prey to Pidgeottos and Fearows by now? This makes no biological sense.

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