If you've played even an hour of Cyberpunk 2077, there's no way that you haven't spotted an unhealthy amount of dildos in the most unusual of places. You may have spotted one on a street corner, a balcony, or somebody's coffee table - they are everywhere. Turns out, unsurprisingly, that this is actually a bug, so it's getting 'fixed.'

The patch hasn't been rolled out just yet, so you have some time to say your farewell to every unsuspecting dildo strewn out across the streets of Night City. Just be glad that they haven't gained 'sentience' like Brendan the SCSM.

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Surprisingly, there's no achievement or trophy dedicated to scrapping dildos or even pawning them off for cash, which would be fitting given just how many of them can be found. Not just that, there isn't a singular, lone model - no, CD Projekt Red opted to include a whole range. Gigantic, tiny, ribbed, strapped-on - you name it.

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They aren't just found in unusual places, luckily enough, so if you still want to get your Cyberpunk dildo fix, there are the sex toy shops and, most likely, bathrooms and bedrooms (the typical place you'd expect to find them, rather than lying by a sewer grate in a back alley).

Although, if you need to see one 24/7, there's always the dildo weapon, Sir John Phallustiff which is as on-the-nose as it gets when it comes to naming a penis-based melee weapon, competing only with The Penetrator (no, not the Demon's Souls boss).

Just pop to the No-Tell Motel after flirting with Meredith Stout and you'll be able to have a one-night-stand that leaves behind the weapon in question. There you go - after this bug is patched out, you can still have a dildo in your vicinity at all times, if that's your thing.

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