If you, too, are incredibly bored with what Fallout 76 has to offer and are just itching to get your fix of Fallout gameplay while waiting for the fifth installment, why not go back to Fallout 4? Not only does the game offer plenty of quests and fun for hours with a few DLCs available for extra content, but also, it has some of the most hilarious writing known to the world of gaming.

It makes sense really, if you think about it. Once the apocalypse has destroyed everything you've ever known, the best thing to go about it is to survive and have a great sense of humor. Whether you're a seasoned wastelander who has heard these a million times or a newcomer to the series, anyone will appreciate these hilarious quotes from Fallout 4.

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Updated on August 7th, 2020 by Anastasia Maillot: With Bethesda focused on Starfield and developing Fallout 76 into something remotely playable, there isn't much on the horizon for the regular Fallout franchise. That being said, with more mods coming in for everyone's beloved Fallout 4 to spice the game, it's as good as time as any to get back into it.

Not to mention, the game is full of incredibly funny and witty NPCs that just pull the whole universe of the game together. From quick-witted companions to the Sole Survivor themselves being a sarcastic jerk to everyone, here are just a few memorable takes from the people of Fallout 4.

15 "Oh, I'm going in naked. Fingers crossed I get super powers!"

During the main quest, the Sole Survivor will eventually be led into Goodneighbor to find Doctor Amari within the Memory Den. Hot on Shaun's trail, as soon as the Sole Survivor has Kellogg's brain in their possession, they're tasked with searching his memories to find out where their son is.

Sarcastic Sole Survivors can, however, react to this whole ordeal of getting into a pod and watching someone's memories with a more comedic approach. Even with the whereabouts of their son unknown, laughter is still the best medicine.

14 "Oh, that? That's the USS Constitution. I hear it's parked up there for tax purposes."

There are many strange sights around the Commonwealth, most of which make very little or no sense. One of the weirdest things the Sole Survivor will witness is a ship lodged into the remains of an old bank building, manned by a bunch of robots.

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Companions will all have something to say about the ship and will tend to repeat their voice line annoyingly over and over again. Deacon, however, probably takes the cake with his own theory on why the ship is stuck where it is.

13 "The apocalypse? Sign me the hell up!"

When it comes to being a sassy Sole Survivor, the job starts almost immediately when the game begins. One of the first interactions that can help define their personality is with the Vault-Tec representative that comes knocking at their door.

The representative will mention something about an unfortunate, upcoming future, and signing up to a vault program, to which the Sole Survivor can respond with unexpected glee.

12 "If you ever need to feel sleepy, ask Tinker Tom what they were doing here."

The Railroad comes across as a surprisingly stale and serious group of people. It's no wonder, given how much they have on their shoulders. Helping synths escape is one of the most challenging and dangerous jobs in a Commonwealth where synths are generally despised.

However, Deacon is a light in the Railroad's darkness with his dialogue lines. His comment and less than subtle roast of Tinker Tom, for instance, is absolutely golden.

11 "You want me to take a knife FROM a gunfight?"

The Sole Survivor will have to do quite a few dangerous things in order to survive and get by in the wastelands, but one of the worst ones has to be saving Abraham Finch's son from the dangerous and crazed Forged faction.

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Well, more importantly, the quest is about fetching Finch's stolen sword, the Shishkebab, from the Forged leader. Even the Sole Survivor questions Finch's attachment to a melee weapon in an era of guns, and it's hilarious.

10 "Wait, you see them too?"

Hancock says a lot of interesting things. He's a ghoul, and he's constantly on some type of drugs. However, the most hilarious part is when you have him as a companion and you accidentally shoot your gun at nothing.

He'll ask you "wait, you see them too?" referring to whatever his mind, rotten and hallucinating from all the chems he's consumed, is picturing right in front of him. It's a funny little detail if you happen to fancy this charismatic ghoul as your companion, and definitely won't judge you for getting high off of Mentats or Psycho every once in a while.

9 "Don't worry, I only test the weapons on customers I don't like."

Goodneighbor is a pretty weird and seedy place to visit in the Commonwealth, but it does have some of the most entertaining characters in the game. K-L-E-0 is one of them. You'll find her manning a shop right as you enter, and she has a bit of an attitude to herself.

Her appearance might startle you, since she's, you know, a freaking Assaultron. But don't worry. Just as she says, she doesn't test the weapons on customers she's fond of. Just stay on her good side, and you're good to go. Maybe you'll even hear a few other witty lines from her if you keep coming back for the goods.

8 "Yeah. Sorry, Danse, I couldn't hear you over all that clanking."

MacCready is a returning character in the franchise. In Fallout 4, he's back with his killer attitude and will let you know what he thinks no matter what the situation. If you happen to be traveling with Danse and decide to trade him for MacCready instead, Danse will question your choice of companion.

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That's when MacCready will subtly roast Danse for always walking around in his power armor. No doubt according to him there's no better way to show your worth than go in with your gun and basic gear. Power armor is for Brotherhood fools, right?

7 "Can you say that like Dr. Frankenstein? Igor! Fetch me the brain!"

As the Soul Survivor, you get a few different interesting dialogue options. You can be completely evil, the nicest guy in the world or the most sarcastic and annoying piece of garbage you can think of.

When visiting Doctor Amari and she asks you to fetch a piece of Kellogg's brain, you can respond to her in this very jokey manner, although don't expect her to be very happy to deal with you. Then again, being super serious all the time just drives you crazy, doesn't it? Next time you start a new play through, give the sarcastic dialogue options a shot!

6 "A ghoul walks into a bar..."

Have you heard this joke from Hancock? It goes like this: "A ghoul walks into a bar, and the bartender says: We don't server ghouls here! The ghoul replies: That's fine. Is the human fresh?"

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If this isn't enough to persuade you that Hancock is ultimately among the best companions to have along in your adventures, then we honestly don't know what to tell you. His nonchalant attitude and unbreakable charisma is exactly what will help you get through the horrors of the wasteland without having a mental breakdown every five minutes. Give Hancock a chance, and you might be positively surprised!

5 "Broke up with my girl last night. She kept the cap off the toothpaste. You know who does that? A Synth."

It's no secret that people in the Commonwealth, aside from a few notable exceptions, really don't like or trust synths. Diamond City is one of the hotspots for this hatred, to the point where you'll regularly hear the city guards talk about how they believe their girlfriend was a synth.

After all, the new versions are so human-like that it's hard to tell the difference. It's understandable that people get confused. However, leaving the cap off the toothpaste? That just sounds like a humane mistake, or perhaps a bad habit that needs to get nipped at the bud. But hey, thanks for letting us know, random Diamond City guard!

4 "Yeah, it's true. I got shot in the a** last year. Long story."

Once again, our favorite Diamond City guards strike with the weirdest and funniest lines. Akin to Skyrim's "arrow to the knee," the story about how they got shot in their backside last year is just iconic. It's not only a brave story of one man's survival, but also just a bit too much information from a stranger.

Again, thank you for letting us know of the one time someone had the brains to aim straight for your butt, instead of, say, the head or the chest. Maybe that's a strategy we should try in our game the next time we play Fallout 4? It's worth considering.

3 "No machine should have free will." "Why? You jealous you had to turn yours in?"

If you've somehow managed to have Nick Valentine as your companion and still join the Brotherhood of Steel, you've probably heard this interaction between a Brotherhood Scribe and Nick himself.

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It's no secret that Nick believes that all Brotherhood members are completely brainwashed bots following their leader's every word, which is why this roast is so perfect. It's the most fantastic and subtle way of calling someone out on their stupidity and lack of self-awareness, as well as downright ignorance. No matter where your loyalty lies, you have to admit Nick makes a great point here.

2 "Good things come in small packages. But then, you would know all about small packages, wouldn't you Strong?"

Deacon is just another treasure chest of sharp, witty and sarcastic comments. He's definitely a colorful character, not only because of his changing attire but also because of how he turns everything into a joke.

If you're traveling with Strong and want to switch to Deacon, he'll make a fairly suggestive and insulting comment towards the tame super mutant. It's a good thing that Strong probably doesn't have the smarts to comprehend the exact meaning of Deacon's roast. There's no telling how he would have reacted, despite his fairly peaceful nature.

1 "I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni and a calzone. Name is "f*** you."

As you progress through the main quest, you'll eventually have to find a Courser. When you finally do, and he asks what you're there for, you can give him a pretty awesome and sarcastic answer.

Why be nice in the age of post-apocalypse when you can just make fun of everyone and not care? You'll probably have a better time doing than rather than getting chased after Deathclaws and trying to make everyone love you equally as much. Just be your sarcastic self and let people know you've got a huge attitude.

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