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Hentai Publisher Nutaku Has Unveiled Their Own Sexy Gamer Chair

Hentai publisher Nutaku has announced the release of their own branded gaming chair with the promise of future "pleasure attachments"

Sometimes, you just want to lean back after a hard day of gaming, close your eyes, and let your chair take care of you for a little while. And by "take care of you," clearly, we mean screw you into oblivion; just completely smash your nether regions into a fine pulp. If only there was a gaming chair that could do that, right?

Dream no more, dear reader, because Nutaku's got your back. Nutaku, publisher of classy joints like Chick Wars, Booty Farm, and personal choice Taimanin Asagi - Battle Arena -, is committed to making all your chair-related sexual fantasies come true with their new gaming chair.

Yes, for $425 USD, you can lean back in a reskinned PulseLabZ Enforcer and enjoy some of Nutaku's finest products. Not only that, but the company promises that they're putting the finishing touches on a "gender-inclusive pleasure attachment." Ideally, this means that people of any and all gender identities can take a load off (or in) in this snazzy, if a bit, pricey, chair.

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But this begs the question: what might that attachment look like? Actually, what does a "pleasure" attachment actually entail, and what could it possibly do? Now that we're thinking about it, how much will this thing cost anyway? Wait, is Nutaku selling DLC for chairs? The mind boggles. Unless they're raiding The Armory in San Francisco, we doubt that Nutaku can get their hands on mechanized sex machines that are worth much of anything.

For now, at least, you can order this thing and hope that the company follows through on their promise of wet, wild chair-related fantasies. We're hoping that there's a satisfying climax to this story, and that each and every person who drops half a grand on this gets a thoroughly filling experience.

That said, a trip to Ikea and J-List will probably land you in the ballpark of $100. Just saying.

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