It’s looking more and more likely that a PC port of Horizon Zero Dawn is on its way. If it’s real, this would be great news for any PC gamers who missed out on this excellent machine hunting action adventure when it originally released on the Playstation 4. But if Aloy is indeed on her way to gaming computers everywhere, there’s one thing we can surely expect: insane, weird mods.

Yes, there’s nary a PC port that doesn’t find itself bombarded with mods that mutate the game into an utterly bizarre new form. So if it’s going to happen anyway, let’s get out ahead of the modders and make some suggestions about what Horizon Zero Dawn mods we want to see.

Alloy Could Use Some New Threads

We’re definitely going to need some classy new outfits for Aloy. Her current wardrobe mostly consists of tribal hunting outfits that are perfect for battle, but not suitable for a night out on the town.

We need a whole new closet full of clothes for our favorite ginger-haired huntress. How about a powerful pantsuit for tough negotiations? Or a frilly pink dress so we could do some Princess Peach cosplay? What if Aloy skinned one of the mechanical monsters and wore their innards in an outfit designed to show dominance to her enemies? Can we also get some new hairstyles to play around with too? In our heads, Aloy has always rocked a mad mohawk and we want to make that vision a reality!

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There’s so many options for possible Aloy costumes and we have no doubt that modders already have hundreds of ideas percolating in their brains. Hopefully, most of those ideas land on the fun side rather than the creepy, pervy side.

More Weapons Please

While clothes are great and all, we’d also like to outfit Aloy with some more firepower so she can both look better and kill better. She has a pretty impressive arsenal already, but that doesn’t mean she couldn’t use some help from other games. Let’s break immersion and hand her the deadliest weapons in gaming history!

Can you imagine Aloy wielding the Leviathan Axe from God Of War? Or maybe she could figure out how to fire Doomguy’s BFG 9000? The most blatantly obvious choice would be to give her the Master Sword so she could slice up any Thunderjaw that crosses her path. The great thing about PC mods is that reality can be thrown completely out the window, so give her a Gravity Gun and a Keyblade and let her teach these robo-dinosaurs a new lesson in pain.

Actual Dinosaurs!

Many people had the same reaction when they first saw the trailer for Horizon Zero Dawn: “Oh cool, that lady is fighting robot dinosaurs!” And yes, robo-dinos are very cool. But you know what’s cooler? Actual, freaking, dinosaurs.

Imagine a mod that takes the metallic wildlife in Horizon and replaces them with the real thing. Aloy going toe to toe with a T-Rex or a rampant Pterodactyl is exactly the kind of awesome weirdness we want from the modding community. Would it make any sense in the context of the story? Nope. Does that matter? Hell no! It doesn’t matter how dumb it is, we want to see Aloy riding on the back of velociraptor and that’s all there is to it.

Oh yeah, we probably should have mentioned that we want her to ride the dinosaurs too. Get on it modders!

Multiplayer Machine Murder Mayhem

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For most of her journey, Aloy spends a lot of time alone. She occasionally gets to converse with some of the people from the tribe that shunned her or Lance Reddick from The Wire who’s obviously super evil, but that's about it. So what if Aloy had a friend? Or several friends? And what if they all fought dinosaurs together? Or fought each other, because who needs friends anyway?!

Yes, we would love to see some ambitious modder attempt to turn Horizon Zero Dawn into a multiplayer experience. This could mean several things. Adding a cooperative mode where you and some pals team up to fight beefed-up versions of enemies could be a blast. Or maybe a timed mode where you race against other players to see who can kill the most robots. And of course, someone might just go and turn Horizon into a full-blown battle royale because everything needs a battle royale mode these days. It would probably be a logistical nightmare trying to convert a huge singleplayer game like this into a multiplayer madhouse, but it’s our job to dream and the modders job to figure it out.

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Just Shove Mr. X In There Somewhere

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Why not? Mr. X was so popular that modders went crazy putting him in ridiculous outfits or turning him into despicable, awful things. Thanks to the magic of the internet, Mr. X can be everywhere and anywhere. So why not throw him into the world of Horizon so he can chase after Aloy and maybe punch a Snapmaw in the face? Admit it, you want to see it too.

What Dreams May Come

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Whatever the modders come up with, we believe it’ll make Horizon Zero Dawn even richer than it was before. The sky is the limit, and with a game like this, there’s no telling what kind of original, creative mods we’ll see.

That being said, if some intrepid modder just wants to make a Skyrim-inspired Macho Man Randy Savage Stormbird mod, we wouldn’t object. Some things are timeless, and turning things into Macho Man Randy Savage will never get old.