Bioware's official store has delivered Tali and Garrus got body pillows, Liara and Mordin statues, and even an adorable Elcor talking plush. So, what does that leave Kaidan with? Towels. Kaidan gets towels.

Neither Kaidan nor Ashley are super fond of you as Commander Shepard through Mass Effect 2 after reuniting—and I've always begrudged them for it. Kaidan can be a bit of a wet blanket throughout the trilogy, finger-wagging his way into being left on Virmire by 60 percent of players. According to Bioware, he's also the least popular squadmate in the first Mass Effect. Oof.

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Perhaps that's why Kaidan's merchandise showing is just relegated to two kitchen towels. The official Bioware Gear Store shared the Alliance and N7-themed set that pays tribute to the soldier's love of food and Canadian-style cooking. I may not be a fan of the human characters in Mass Effect, but we can all bond over Kaidan's love of hot sauce.

You can grab them both for $15 bucks, which is honestly not that bad if you've ever had to shell out money for fancy, decorative towels, but is that too expensive for Kaidan towels? Bioware also listed a Drage Age set with references to your Orlesian parties, while your other human squadmate in Mass Effect, Ashley, seems to still have nothing.

Perhaps we'll get an Ashley oven mitt, or maybe even a knife set that's a nod to her accusing Shepard of being a backstabber. Okay, I kid—neither Kaidan nor Ashley are honestly that bad in the end and no one's favorite should be left out. Garrus, and several other characters, are in a new line of really neat static figures, so hopefully we'll see the rest of the gang included later on.

Mass Effect's Legendary Collection launched earlier this year, and fans have kept busy modding the game just as they did years ago. We don't know what the next Mass Effect will look like, but for now, there's at least confirmation from EA and Bioware there's a new squad waiting for you in the future. Perhaps they'll get their own line of towels, too.

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