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New Hentai Hot Sauce Is Developed Specifically To "Amplify Your Gaming Experience"

(Editor's update: a few of us just tried a sample in the office, and several people are in tears, their noses running, trying to put on brave faces)

Nutaku.com is launching a brand-new hot sauce, their first ever Hentai Hot Sauce.

If you’re into spicy food, then you’ve likely dabbled in the world of hot sauces. From the typical Frank’s Red Hot or Tabasco, to stuff like Mad Dog 357 which clocks in at an esophagus melting 9 million Scoville units. Nothing enhances the flavor of a chicken wing or burger like some mind-blowing hot sauce.

Well, how about a hot sauce that promises to also enhance your gaming, and perhaps other, more sensual, abilities?

Nutaku has unveiled yet another product that seems to be designed for both gaming and loving. The Hentai Hot Sauce XXX comes in a bottle that’s decidedly not safe for work in just about every way. Its tagline: "Fuck Me, It's So Hot"

Just look at this promo video for the sauce.

Never has a hot sauce commercial made us feel so many conflicting feelings all at once.

The sauce is apparently chock full of capsaicin, the chemical component of chili peppers that gives your tongue that burning sensation. According to Nutaku, capsaicin also has aphrodisiac qualities. Now you may ask yourself, how exactly does something with aphrodisiac properties assist you in your gaming? Well, Nutaku has the answer:

“This hot sauce stimulates the nerves and increases blood circulation so gamers can expect a more intense, vivid gaming experience.”

So if Mortal Kombat 11 isn’t quite getting your blood boiling, apparently a little dab of this hot sauce will ramp up the intensity.

This isn’t Nutaku’s first foray into the world of both gaming and, uh, adult content. They also created their very own gaming console, simply titled “The Console.” It boasted a library of both free to play and premium adult games, and oh yeah, it's shaped like a boob. It was described as the “first ever, handmade game console created for adults”, complete with, and we’re quoting the site here, “nipple-shaped power button.”

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We at TheGamer can’t vouch for the Hentai Hot Sauce’s game-enhancing taste (Editor: actually, we just tried it out!), or any of the other possible qualities it claims to possess. However, if you did want to try a hot sauce intended to spice up both your gaming room and your bedroom, then you can head on over to Nutaku’s website and grab a bottle for $14.99 USD.

As for The Console, it currently remains sold out. So for all of you looking to play your games exclusively on breast shaped gaming hardware… maybe just keep those thoughts to yourselves, ok?

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