Stubbs The Zombie is making a triumphant return next month, as Rebel Without a Pulse is coming to Xbox One, PS4, Nintendo Switch, and PC on March 16. It'll also be playable through backward compatibility on Xbox Series X|S and PS5.

The announcement was packed with the usual Stubbs humor, as the loveable zombie himself broke the news. "Today, I announce my return to Aspyr as CEO, President, Founder, and Community Manager," said Stubbs The Zombie. "Any rumors that I have eaten brains (especially those at Aspyr) are falsehoods, fallacies, and obviously big fat lies.

He then mentions he prefers to be called Edward Stubblefield.

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The list of available content is just as bizarre as the rest of the announcement. Here's a short list of achievements you'll find in the game:

  • That didn’t age well: Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial
  • I make a PP: Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine
  • Get lost: We know you did

If you never got around to playing the game in 2005, Rebel Without A Pulse follows the story of Stubbs – a zombie living in the city of Punchbowl in 1959. It's full of over-the-top humor, arcadey action, and even a bit of local co-op. Its current-gen release will include the following content:

  • Eat Brains: Chomp on the living and replenish your bodily arsenal of zombie sputum, gut grenades, and the stunning unholy flatulence
  • Build Your Zombie Horde: Convert your enemies into undead allies and lead a zombie assault on the living
  • Possess Punchbowl’s Population: Clamp your severed hand to a barbershop quartet singer’s head and raygun away
  • Bring Civilization to its Knees: Show the retro-futuristic city of Punchbowl, PA that they can’t escape the past
  • Stubbs and Chill: Invite a friend to play as Grubbs for classic couch cooperative hijinks. (Friend not included)

Stubbs The Zombie In Rebel Without A Pulse will be available for consoles and PC on March 16.

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