I've never laughed so much during a movie as when I was watching Deadpool 2. The sheer amount of ridiculousness is astounding. The character of Deadpool has always been a wisecracking bundle of laughs, even in the comics. The films have completely embodied the spirit of the comics in making the world and character of Deadpool come to life. I wouldn't recommend Deadpool 2 to a person who did not like the first one, but if you liked Deadpool, Deadpool 2 is the perfect movie to cap your day with. Just be careful when you're drinking soda. I'm extremely lucky I did not give the person sitting in front of me in the theater a soda bath. Deadpool 2 made it practically impossible to contain my laughter. (And my, as yet, unswallowed soda.)

Writing a list about moments in Deadpool 2 that make no sense is impossible in that it is so easy. Deadpool revels in the ways it makes no sense. I would even say it is proud that it makes no sense. When you're dealing with a "hero" who can heal from any wound, no matter how dire, you're bound to have numerous moments that will make you scratch your head in disbelief. (That is, if you can stop yourself from giggling at the absurdity.)

Before we go any further, you should know that this list is going to contain spoilers for Deadpool 2. If you want to go into this movie completely unspoiled, go watch it before you come back and read this list. Read on if you're ready to visit the best nonsensical moments that Deadpool has given to us in his second movie.

25 The Perfect Slice

This first entry isn't really a spoiler, since it was shown in one of Deadpool 2's trailers. Cable and Deadpool are standing in front of each other on a moving convoy. They're looking at each other menacingly. Well, Cable is glaring at Deadpool for sure. Since his iconic red mask is pulled on, you can't tell if Deadpool is staring just as grimly at Cable. (Probably not.) Cable pulls out his gun and aims it at Deadpool and fires without hesitation. The action slows, and Deadpool slices the bullet in half in slow motion with one of his dual blades. People in action movies usually pull off ridiculous stunts like this all the time, and I suppose Deadpool is no exception. How can you even execute such a move like that? You'd have to move as quickly as the speeding bullet, and you'd have to be able to hit that tiniest of targets on the fly.

Physics took a break when this happened.

Of course, Deadpool 2 pulled it off with style. Immediately after this slow motion scene, action resumed its normal time and speed. Cable began firing rapidly at Deadpool, and Deadpool whirled his blades swiftly, presumably slicing all of the bullets before they hit his body. Well, you'd be wrong if you assumed that. After that first nonsensical slice, Deadpool just couldn't keep up with the hailstorm of bullets. Once Cable stopped firing, we saw that Deadpool's body had earned itself more holes than it normally had, to hilarious effect.

24 Luck Be A Lady

This logical sin should really be laid at the feet of the comic books, not Deadpool 2. But Deadpool 2 included this mutant power, so we're going to take a nice, long look at it. In this latest Deadpool movie, we get to meet Domino, another mutant who has been seen alongside Deadpool in the comic books. Domino's mutant ability is not like any other we have seen before. We're used to seeing telekinesis, pyrokinesis, and a lot of other -kinesis kind of powers. Those flashy powers make for great action movies.

Domino's power is different.

When Domino first steps into Deadpool's recruitment center and he asks her what her powers are, she replies that she's lucky. That's right. Her mutant power is luck. Deadpool 2 displays Domino's ability hilariously. She really is lucky. She dodges unfortunate situations without even looking like she's trying. When she randomly jumps onto a moving vehicle, she's able to land directly in the passenger's seat. When an explosion propels her into the air, she safely lands on a random inflatable panda. It all looks very cool. But how does that work? I've been able to swallow abilities like magnetic powers for ages now, but how is luck a power? Is luck even quantifiable? If Domino is perpetually lucky, she should never lose in a fight. Her "ability" would keep her from failing at any endeavor that would put her in an unfortunate situation.

23 A Past Life

We all remember the first iteration we saw of Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. That Deadpool was a...disappointment, to say the least. He was still played by actor Ryan Reynolds, but the direction the story took gave us a Wade Wilson who had his mouth sewn shut, retractable blades like Wolverine, and a plethora of powers he never had in the comic books. In the first Deadpool movie, Deadpool made fun of this version of himself, and the second is no exception. I still cringe when I think of the mess that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But never fear, fellow Deadpool fans. Deadpool fixes the problem that Origins was for us.

At the end of Deadpool 2, Wade gets his hands on Cable's time traveling device. At first, I thought that Deadpool stealing the device was just going to be a simple gag. But oh my stars and garters, Deadpool changed history with that device. And I mean that literally. Some end credits scenes show us Deadpool going back in time to change several events that had happened before, and one of them took a turn for the strange. We saw the ending to X-Men Origins: Wolverine, when Wolverine and "Deadpool" are about to face each other in a fight. Before they can, the Deadpool that we know and love from his own movie appears and shoots the awful "Deadpool" in the head. That's right. Somehow, Wade Wilson is able to eradicate "Wade Wilson." And I get the suspicion that this is now official canon.

22 Not In The Yellow Pages

Deadpool has his own place with Vanessa in Deadpool 2. Their relationship is still going strong even though Wade's face looks like a moldy avocado and he is still working as a professional hitman. In fact, with his new persona of Deadpool, Wade can get around to doing more and more dangerous jobs. His powers allow him to survive situations a normal hitman would not find feasible, and his mask prevents anyone he's attempting to eradicate from knowing his true identity. I was really glad that they didn't make Vanessa into a girlfriend-of-a-superhero trope. Usually, when a non-powered woman is dating a powered male, there's conflict about whether or not the man should keep doing his hero-ing if it puts the life of the girl in danger.

Vanessa eschews this trope and says not a word about Wade quitting his job. Unfortunately, the worst happens, and some bad guys attack Wade in their apartment while Vanessa is there. How did they know to find him there? Either it makes no sense that they found him at all, or it makes no sense that no one has found him there before. I highly doubt Wade would put Vanessa at risk and advertise about where the two of them live. And if he did, given the results of the attack on their apartment, I doubt Wade would ever make that mistake again.

21 The Long Good-Bye

Deadpool has survived wounds no one normal could survive. Deadpool 2 ups the factor and lets Deadpool make it through the most injurious moments ever. But not even the Merc with the Mouth can dodge the end forever. At the end of Deadpool 2, Deadpool gives his life to save Russell, a kid who had been pushed to the edge by this awful school meant to "reform" mutant children. In order to show Russell that he cares about him, Deadpool strapped on a collar that negated his mutant abilities and then took a bullet for the kid. The bullet hit him right where his heart is, but Deadpool had enough left in him to say good-bye to his friends before he finally drew his last breath.

However, for a guy with such damage to his heart and no healing factor available, Wade Wilson took the longest time to pass away. He pulled a total Bill Murray from Zombieland. He kept saying his final statements and then slumping down to the ground, as if he'd finally went into the light, but then he would flinch and continue saying his farewells. This went on for what felt like forever. Obviously, this was done for the humor of the situation, but that doesn't mean it has to make any sense. Deadpool's drawn-out passing almost, but not quite, took away some feels from his sacrifice for Russell.

20 License To Fly

Deadpool 2 gives us a fair share of familiar faces from the first Deadpool movie. We see Weasel again, Wade's friend from Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children. Colossus also plays an important role in Wade's character development this time around. And our favorite moody teenager shows up again with her all-smiles girlfriend, Yukio. Negasonic Teenage Warhead was a sobering delight in Deadpool compared with Wade's wackiness, and she brings her dry demeanor to the big screen once again. (I wonder if, when she turns eighteen, her hero name becomes Negasonic Adult Warhead.) When Deadpool gets himself into trouble, the X-Men have to bail him out yet again. And by X-Men, I mean just Colossus, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, and Yukio.

Colossus arrived on the scene first, and then Yukio and Negasonic came later on the X-Jet. I find it odd that the X-Men allowed two teenagers to operate the X-Jet by themselves. (Granted, the X-Men have a penchant for allowing teenagers to do wildly inappropriate things for their age, but still.) I barely knew how to drive a car when I was that young. I can't imagine knowing how to fly a jet. Then again, X-Men trainees probably receive a vast amount of training for these sorts of things. I hope.

19 Rehabilitating The Obvious

We're introduced to the Essex Home for Mutant Rehabilitation in Deadpool 2. The Home is where Russell, the kid with fire powers whom Cable is determined to exterminate, comes from. The Home seems an overall nasty place, and totally undeserving of the name "home." It clearly pushed Russell over the edge, and what little we saw of its headmaster, we immediately wanted to see even less of him. By the end of the movie, we find out that Domino spent some time in this Home for Mutant Rehabilitation when she was younger. She clearly has no fond memories of this place, seeing how quick she was to rescue other young mutants from the clutches of the headmaster.

But if we're accepting the fact that Domino's mutant ability is luck, how was she ever sent to such a rehabilitation center? Luck seems like a power that's even more invisible than telepathy. How could someone, even her parents, have thought she was a mutant if her power was just being in the right place at the right time or doing the right thing in the right place? She's hardly an abomination. (Not that I think mutants are an abomination. I'm just going based off of the assumptions made by the kind of people who run the Essex Home for Mutant Rehabilitation.)

18 All Hail Peter!

From the trailer alone, we can see that the character of Peter is awesome. He answered Deadpool's call for heroes just because it sounded cool. He has absolutely no powers except for being an amiable guy. Along with Peter, Deadpool forms a super team called X-Force to help him save Russell before Cable can get to him. Domino, Bedlam, Shatterstar, Zeitgeist, and the Vanishing Man all end up being members of this elite team. However, this super team is short-lived. Spoiler alert, nearly everyone in the group does not live to see the end of the movie. I was shocked. The trailer made such a show of Deadpool 2 being the story of a collection of would-be heroes. And a large majority of them just flop into nonexistence in the most painful and hilarious ways possible.

A parachute drop during high winds becomes the most disastrous thing that could happen to X-Force. Domino, thanks to her luck, survives the ensuing turmoil. The only other survivor ends up being Peter. How is that possible?! Everyone else had powers of some kind, but it is the average schmuck who ends up making it to the ground. Shatterstar's powers included superhuman strength and agility. How did he end up perishing as he glided down to the ground but Peter made it to safety? I'm beginning to think that Peter might have some of that mutant ability called "luck."

17 Essex Home For Mutant Restraint

I've always wondered how people without super powers could hope to imprison super-powered criminals. For example, imagine if Thanos could somehow be brought to justice after the events of Infinity War. How in the world could the people of Earth even dream of containing the Mad Titan? In the X-Men universe, as demonstrated in Deadpool 2, regular humans have come up with a way to imprison super-powered mutants. In the prison known as the ice box, large metallic collars are placed around the necks of the prisoners. These collars annihilate the mutant gene within a mutant's body and make it so that they can't use their powers.

Umm... what? Where were these things before, first of all? If these collars existed, was there ever a need for a mutant-curing vaccine like in X-Men: The Last Stand? And secondly, shouldn't the X-Men be a little worried about the existence of these collars? It seems to me like these collars are ripe for being taken advantage of. Imagine if the Essex Home for Mutant Rehabilitation got their hands on these collars. And lastly, how in the world do these collars even work? How does a simple collar negate genetics? Admittedly, I don't know much about how genes work, but I'm pretty sure a collar that you can snap on and off would not work that way.

16 Need A Hand

Wade hits a low point in Deadpool. If you thought getting cancer, being deprived of oxygen for more than two days, and becoming deformed were horrible experiences for Wade Wilson, wait until you see Deadpool 2. The worst thing that could happen to Wade happens: he loses Vanessa. This depresses him so much (understandably so) that he attempts to end his own life as well. He surrounds himself with barrels of gasoline and tosses a match inside. There's a fiery explosion, and Deadpool's body parts just fly all over the room. He's still "alive" though, since his mutant ability is a healing factor.

Colossus, being the good old friend that he is, collects all of Wade's body parts and takes them to Xavier's Mansion. A few days later, Wade is back to normal, his body having regrown itself. I'm wondering why Colossus felt the need to carry all of Wade's body parts in a sack to the mansion when all he really needed was Wade's head. As we saw in the first Deadpool movie, if Wade loses a limb, the limb is forever lost, while Wade grows a new one in its place. I'm assuming that the growth occurs from Wade's head, but now that I think about it, I'm not entirely sure that's the case. I wonder where Wade's center for his healing factor is.

15 A Force To Be Reckoned With

X-Force sounds like such a cool super-team name. I think it sounds even cooler than X-Men. It's so much more forceful. (Force, forceful, get it?) And when you look at the people that Deadpool gathered into his X-Force group, they just seem like awesome tough guys. Domino with her luck and her confidence is perhaps the most capable member, but Zeitgeist, Bedlam, Shatterstar, and Vanishing Man all look like they can hold their own in a fight. But do they end up doing that? No, no they do not.

X-Force fails utterly.

They're supposed to land on a moving convoy that is holding a kid that Deadpool wants to rescue, but because of "unforeseen" high winds, everyone on the team gets eliminated, except for Deadpool and Domino. Shatterstar's parachute leads him to a helicopter's moving rotor blades. Bedlam lands in the path of a moving bus. Zeitgeist lands smack into a wood chipper. Peter, the average Joe of the group, while he's trying to save Zeitgeist from his shredded fate, gets accidentally spewed on by him with his acidic vomit, and thus, Peter does not make it either. The eradication of X-Force was perhaps my favorite part of the movie. But I still can't believe that they all got taken out by some high winds.

14 Perfect Placement

Cable is from the future. In the future, his wife and daughter were ruthlessly burned by a villainous man with fire abilities. After discovering the ashen bodies of his family, Cable uses a time-traveling device to go back into the past in order to eradicate the man who slew Cable's family when the man was just a boy. This boy is Russell, and Deadpool is determined to save him. Deadpool manages to convince Cable to give him thirty seconds to see if he can reform Russell. Deadpool tries, but Cable is unconvinced that Deadpool's attempts are working. He aims his gun straight at Russell and fires.

Deadpool leaps in the way of the bullet while wearing a mutant-ability-dampening collar. He's fatally wounded, but it is this act of sacrifice that sways Russell to the side of good. Cable then feels bad about the shot, so he uses the last of his time-traveling juice, not to go back to his family, but to go back and save Deadpool's life. He does this by inserting a game token coin into Deadpool's suit right in the spot where the bullet would hit. I know that Cable is a handy fighter, but how could he remember exactly where the bullet would hit Deadpool? And how could the coin not slip out of Deadpool's costume while he was flipping around during the final fight?

13 Fourth Wall Slaying

Deadpool is known for his fourth wall breaks. You might not be sure what a fourth wall break is, so let me explain. The fourth wall is the name given to the imaginary barrier between a performer and the audience. When an actor addresses the audience, as if he's talking directly to them, that's when he is breaking the fourth wall. Deadpool does this all the time. Deadpool 2 breaks even more conventional barriers in its end credits scenes. I don't even know how to label this moment, but it was insanely hilarious.

In the scene, you see actor Ryan Reynolds reading the film script for Green Lantern at a desk. I'm not talking about Ryan Reynolds playing Deadpool. This is Ryan Reynolds playing himself. As he's reading the script, he sighs satisfactorily to himself. But just before he puts the script down, we hear a loud bang, see a spray of red, and Ryan Reynolds slumps down on the desk and doesn't move. Behind him, we see...Deadpool? So Deadpool shot the actor who plays him in an effort to prevent Reynolds from ever participating in the Green Lantern movie? While I was in the theater, I could not stop myself from laughing long enough to contemplate the absurdity of the situation. Now, I have the time. If Ryan Reynolds is no longer among the living, how is Deadpool still up and around?

12 The Ultimate Taxi Service

We first met Doinder in the first Deadpool movie. He was the agreeable taxi driver who transports Deadpool to his first and last fight with Francis aka Ajax. In the second movie, Dopinder is eager to be a hitman, just like Deadpool. In fact, I'd say Dopinder goes above and beyond what is required to become an apprentice to Deadpool. (Spoiler alert: Deadpool does not really allow Dopinder to become a full-on sidekick. He doesn't even let Dopinder join X-Force.) However, Dopinder ends up playing a pretty pivotal part in the final confrontation with Russell aka Fire Fist.

Cable traveled from the future to end Russell before he becomes a threat; Cable believes that Russell permanently becomes a bad guy once he burns his former headmaster at the Essex Home for Mutant Rehabilitation. So the final confrontation with Russell is basically a huge attempt to stop Russell from offing this jerk of a headmaster. I understood why Russell couldn't be the one who took a life, but I couldn't help wishing someone would end the high-and-mighty headmaster anyway. Dopinder comes along and answers my wish. Using only his taxi, he runs over the headmaster while he's in mid-rant. No one seemed to mind that the headmaster was a smudge on the ground, but it made little sense that they would not care, since Deadpool had just made an entire speech how they should all be better people than the headmaster.

11 Time May Change Me...

People say that a friend should accept you for who you are, but Colossus constantly expects Deadpool to change for the better. In the first movie, Colossus gave Deadpool a whole speech about it taking only five moments for a person to be a hero. Deadpool wastes that first moment in his first movie by succumbing to his rage and shooting Francis, the man who tormented him, in the face. He also wastes his next moment in Deadpool 2 by once again shooting people. After Vanessa's passing, Deadpool is understandably upset. Colossus thinks he can get Deadpool out of his slump if he makes the Merc with a Mouth join the X-Men. Colossus takes Deadpool on a mission as a trainee, where they have to stop an escalating situation outside of a Mutant Rehabilitation center.

When Deadpool finds out that this Rehabilitation center is less than moral, he begins to hit the orderlies. Colossus feels so betrayed by Deadpool's actions that he doesn't stop the police from arresting him and taking him to the ice box. Honestly, what was Colossus expecting? Did he seriously believe that Deadpool could leave his indiscriminate gun-slinging, blade-slicing ways behind him? Colossus's faith in Deadpool is definitely misplaced. The armored X-Man would do better to believe the sun will rise in the west and set in the east.

10 No Gifted Child Left Behind

Colossus' disappointment in Deadpool after his first mission was understandable, albeit a tad illogical given Deadpool's prior history with cruel persons. While a criminal himself, Deadpool loathes those who are truly evil. Sent to the Essex Home for Mutant Rehabilitation to stop a rampaging mutant child, Deadpool finds out that the headmaster and the orderlies of the home needlessly hurt the children in attempts to rid them of their genetic abilities. Enraged by this, Deadpool begins bringing the the pain on some of the orderlies nearby (in a very lethal fashion). Deadpool tries to tell Colossus why he acted the way he did after the police order him to stand down, but Colossus doesn't listen. Colossus lets Deadpool get taken away.

But you know who Colossus should have stayed around to help? The young kid who had been rampaging in the first place could have used a little compassion! Did it not cross Colossus' mind that the boy was furious for a reason? Instead of letting Russell get taken to the same mutant prison as Deadpool, Colossus should have made a case for taking Russell back to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. Deadpool even whispered to Colossus that the Essex Home was shady. Colossus should know that mutant discrimination still exists and that Russell might have been a victim of it.

9 Baby Smooth

Wade Wilson was terrified of showing up on Vanessa's doorstep after he was experimented on and given regenerative powers. While his healing factor could help him survive nearly anything, his skin had become pockmarked and wrinkled due to the process. His friend, Weasel, proprietor of Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children, had an abominable reaction to Wade's appearance, so of course Wade feared that the love of his life would react just as horridly. He underestimated Vanessa's love for him though. In the end, everything worked out fine.

I did notice something inconsistent while I was watching Deadpool 2 regarding Wade's skin condition. In his latest movie, Wade has a pretty radical moment that we should all hereby call the Winnie-the-Pooh Moment. After an intense encounter with the Juggernaut, Wade ended up being torn. As such, he had to regrow his legs, and while he's getting his new legs, he chooses to only wear a shirt. It looked really weird. He had an adult man's torso and a toddler's legs. The toddler's legs came complete with something small. They were also very smooth. So my question is, why were Wade's regrowing legs so smooth, when the first movie made it pretty clear that his disgusting skin condition was permanent? Shouldn't his legs have grown themselves out just as wrinkled as they were before?

8 Isn't This Your Job?

The X-Men may not be able to interact with the Avengers (yet), but they definitely exist in the same universe as Deadpool. Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead are both X-Men who assist Deadpool with his fights, and we even get establishing shots of Xavier's Mansion in both Deadpool movies. So while we may not see them, the X-Men exist in the world Wade Wilson inhabits. If that's the case, you would think they would take an active interest in this Essex Home for Mutant Rehabilitation. That "Home" was clearly doing harmful things to the young mutants who were there. We saw them apply electrical appliances to Russell's neck in order to "cure" him, and the orderlies in this home were equipped with batons. Batons. 

This institution is the kind of place Charles Xavier and his group of X-Men should be shutting down. Instead, Deadpool has to take on this place with his modified X-Force team (after the original X-Force team got slaughtered by high winds). That's negligence on the part of the X-Men. They were specifically created to help young mutants get along with the rest of the world and to shelter them from the worst treatments humanity can deliver to mutant-kind. Deadpool had to pick up the X-Men's slack in his sequel movie.

7 I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Friends

Surprise! The Juggernaut makes an appearance in Deadpool 2. When both young Russell and Deadpool are sent to the ice box, Russell gets it into his head to befriend the largest, baddest guy in the prison. Initially, Russell wanted that guy to be Deadpool, but when Deadpool bailed from prison, Russell had no option but to turn to the biggest guy in the ice box (quite literally, the biggest guy). The manner in which Russell befriended the Juggernaut makes no sense. Russell gives the Juggernaut his lunch, and then creates a secret knocking code so they can meet up later.

And the Juggernaut just goes along with it.

I understand that a lunch is a really nice thing to get, but is it really enough to convince a person to follow a young boy on his crusade? Apparently, it is. When Deadpool and Domino crash the prison convoy that both Russell and the Juggernaut are on, the Juggernaut helps Russell out of the wreck and pushes Deadpool away from them. He then walks with Russell all the way to the Essex Home for Mutant Rehabilitation where Russell wants to enact his revenge. I can't understand the Juggernaut's loyalty to Russell. Is a meal really all it takes? The Juggernaut's mutant power is to be unstoppable. There should be nothing stopping him from leaving if he wanted to, so I'm assuming he wants to be with Russell. Huh. Nothing better to do?

6 Employee Training

I can't get over how horrible that Essex Home for Mutant Reahabilitation was. I felt terrible for those poor kids who were forced to be there. No matter how petulant or ridiculous Russell behaved in his effort to get revenge on the headmaster of the school, I still sympathized with him. In some flashbacks, we saw that Russell was strapped down to a chair in an auditorium-like room while the headmaster sermonized about the wickedness of mutant-kind. Then the headmaster would tell nearby orderlies to apply electric shocks to Russell, right on his neck. He even had burns there. I felt nothing but exuberance when Deadpool and his friends basically trashed that place.

However, those orderlies sure knew how to fight. What kind of rehabilitation center has orderlies that know hand-to-hand combat? The orderlies were not a major threat, but they still managed to pose some difficulty for Deadpool and his crew, which makes no sense. Deadpool was in Special Forces, Domino is the "lucky" one, and Cable has future tech. None of those orderlies should have been able to fight just one of the heroes. And alarm bells should have been going off in some official's head when a rehabilitation center was hiring orderlies who knew how to fight.